Blob Kitteh

Hey, I'm John, Currently 18 years of age but I'm sure I'll forget to edit this in a couple of months and stay this age forever...
Yeh I like cats, peanut butter and people! God are you still reading this? In that case congratulations, would you like a peanut butter half cat half person hybrid? I have a couple of those...




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via pizza)




everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just…  amazing

and I sit here like


Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??

that’s lotad you uncultured shit

(via ifollowyourvoice)